Ways In Which This Idiot Behind Us Is Driving Me Crazy.

1. Tuneless, loud whistling
2. Announcing every passing police car
3. Announcing every news van
4. Announcing when every news van extends its satellite dish
5. Speculating why some vans have smaller dishes pointed in different directions
6. Concluding that the smaller dishes are microwave
7. Reviewing all the major and minor Mac rumors from the past week
8. Announcing when the line is moving
9. Asking everyone what their first Mac was
10. Answering every reminder question ("Do you have your badge?") and greeting by security and event staff as they walk up and down the line
11. (BONUS) Pacing