Oh man, that is too cute. I need to look at porn now, or go to a monster truck rally.
Hunting Dog.
I want a Bull Terrier. Eventually. One like this, but with dark brown patches, instead of brindle. I shall procure him from these fine people. I shall call him "Tito."
Aroo?
The Giant sent me what appears to be a cellphone and GPS locator for your pet. You'll be able to drive Chester crazy by projecting your disembodied voice wherever he happens to be!
The possibilities for mischief abound, and the mainly involve inappropriate uses involving human beings rather than animals.
"Billy, stop doing drugs!""Billy, this is your mother!"
"..."
"I know you're over at that Randy's place, and he wants you to smoke the doobie!"
"Put the doobie down, Billy!"
