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We're Moving.

We're Really In.

It's Thin.

We're Moving.

It's Almost 7.

I feel like a hundred bucks!

Acura.

Not sure what the race car is for.

We're In.

It's warm in here.

Ways In Which This Idiot Behind Us Is Driving Me Crazy.

1. Tuneless, loud whistling
2. Announcing every passing police car
3. Announcing every news van
4. Announcing when every news van extends its satellite dish
5. Speculating why some vans have smaller dishes pointed in different directions
6. Concluding that the smaller dishes are microwave
7. Reviewing all the major and minor Mac rumors from the past week
8. Announcing when the line is moving
9. Asking everyone what their first Mac was
10. Answering every reminder question ("Do you have your badge?") and greeting by security and event staff as they walk up and down the line
11. (BONUS) Pacing

NBC11.

The reporters are swarming.

Movement.

They are squeezing the line so they can fit more people in at the end. Rumor has it they will try to get us into the hall by 6. The good news: I have moved up to where I get to sit on a bench. The bad news: I am wearing two pairs of pants.